heidiann's Diaryland Diary will be deleted once my membership expires. I can't stand Diaryland and wish everyone would migrate to LiveJournal like I did. I'm HERE now! Come visit!

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Snippets from a conversation.

Singles Ads
me: I’m going to delete mine
me: Or change it to: I am fat and droopy and bald. I want to get laid RIGHT NOW. You: hot, muscular, aggressive in the sack, will pay for the hotel room, into fatties and will worship my jiggly bits. Me: no gag reflex and willing to supply the booze. Let's make magic.

keila: LOL

me: i should copy and save it for future use.

keila: i'm sorry
keila: but i read it
keila: and then read "fat droopy and bald" and did a spit take

me: BAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!

keila: with a mouth full of spit
keila: thanks.

me: i just cackled

keila: i just wiped the spit off my desk

Photos from Potential Suitors
keila: he could be HOT
keila: or that could be an old photo

me: yes...its hard to tell

keila: it goes either way
keila: but at least he doesnt look half dead like the other dude that wrote me
keila: (link)
keila: i like 'em old and stuff but not dead

me: your profile should say: please include a photo of yourself holding todays newspaper

keila: HA!HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
keila: that just destroyed me

me: I'M ON FIRE TODAY!

keila: fi-yah!

The real blog is here! Come visit some time.

9:23 a.m. - 04.05.2008
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